Attention New England:

Tom Brady doesn't care about you. Perhaps it's because Boston has fewer supermodels per capita than New York. Maybe it's because nobody in New York cares if you wear an ugly hoodie. I don't know.

Majority rules.

77% of Americans think Bush sucks. What is congress waiting for?

Mrs McCain should keep quiet.

Mr Populist, Daily Kos:

Cindy's biggest claim to fame: in 1989 she developed an addiction to percocet and vicodin, two powerful morphine based pain killers. In 1993 she was caught stealing percocet from supply of the American Voluntary Medical Team, a charity she founded to provide health care and medications to war victims in underdeveloped nations. The DEA investigated her and with the intervention of her well connected parents and McCain himself, Cindy got off the hook with the usual 90 day trip to the posh rehab. The American Voluntary Medical Team folded shortly after it ceased to be a supply point for Cindy's opiate habit.

The DEA agreed to keep Cindy's little misadventure in Lala Land from the public, but then Cindy went and terminated the guy who reported her to the DEA and the details of Cindy's sordid past as a suburban trophy wife junkie all came out when the fired guy filed a wrongful termination suit against Cindy.

A few weeks after Cindy came clean about her addiction, the Variety Club cancelled her Humanitarian of the Year Award. Boo hoo! [Another example] of Republican family values.

Why even consider electing a republican?

Lance Mannion:
If the Goverment is a car setting out to give every one a ride to work, then for 40 years the Republicans have been puncturing the tires, pouring sand in the gas tank, stealing the distributer cap, and, whenever they can get their hands on the wheel, driving it straight into the nearest ditch and then, pointing to the wreckage as the tow truck backs up to it, saying, "See, this proves that people were meant to walk."

And they do this so that they don't have to chip in on gas.

More Takashi!

The Rio Theatre, 1986. I was there, behind the wall of amps. Enjoy.

Larry King-style thoughts.

I'm glad the giants won.....In my opinion, Fifth Third is the most evil bank in the United States, and I recommend that you never do business with them.....If you like tenors singing love songs, go to betaylor.com......Cumadin pills taste awful, would it kill the company that makes them to coat them?.....I'm glad to be back at my day gig because television sucks in general, with the exception of the unedited version of Top Gear, even though they get a little harsh about American cars and Americans in general (BBC America really should stop editing the show, if we're smart enough to watch, we can figure out the british slang)....Why are my beloved NY Islanders playing as if it's 1972 again?

For the Long Island metalheads.

I've heard a rumor that the influential and mercurial glam metal band Takashi may be reuniting for a live show. They also may release the long awaited follow-up album to "Kamikaze Killers". The metal world awaits!

I'm supporting Edwards.

The man takes no money from PACs and corporations. We don't need another presidential puppet.

Needs No Title

That hairstyle kinda works for Condi, though.

A Musical Break

Because I haven't had any on for a while. Here's DEVO's video for "Satisfaction". It still annoys the purists.


Check out this great piece from LA Weekly about Mark Mothersbaugh and his amazing career and collection of music gear.

My band's holiday antics.

Kind of like the end of a Monkees episode.

Non-Crappy Starring You! eCards on JibJab

Back, with an explanation.

You would think that after getting my leg crushed by a car while riding my cycle, I'd be some kind of blogging dynamo while I recover. This has not been the case. I'm doing better, and so will the blog. Thanks for your understanding.

Kill Your American Idol - A song worth checking out.

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=261065496&s=143441
Just released by Advanced Idea Mechanixx, a group from New York, with yours truly guesting on "vocal". Actually a catchy song for dancing or driving fast.

The real Rudy in 30 seconds.

Who would want this guy to be president, other than Bernie Kerik?

Why are people so greedy?

Can someone ask a trucker?

Why is it, that when there is a lane closed on the interstate, a truck will pull into the center of the highway to prevent people from driving to the merge point? Even when a sign says, "Use both lanes to merge point"? Is he upset because he picked the wrong lane? All he is doing is increasing the delay. I really want to know why truckers do this, but I don't know any, and when I pass the self-appointed emperor of the highway, he can't hear me cursing at him under my helmet.

A quick quote.

"How will America survive the twenty first century without a permanant Republican majority?
The same way a baby survives without a steel-toe boot kicking her in the face every seven seconds."
-- David Rees in the new Rolling Stone

Destruction Of National Pastime Given Two-Minute Standing Ovation

SAN FRANCISCO—A sellout crowd rose to its feet and exploded into ecstatic cheers Tuesday night as Barry Bonds completed the downfall of America's most revered sport by hitting a thundering 435-foot shot into the left field bleachers for...

I know what I'd like for my birthday.

Sort of a modified autogyro. I gotta get one of these!

Paul Potts Wins!

Paul won "Britian's Got Talent". Bravo! I understand that his CD has been released.