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Monday, April 30, 2007

Sure to be a common sight this summer.

I wonder what the minimum amount of people needed would be to create this kind of picture. It's a shame that your local newspaper will never cover this creative kind of protest. Wouldn't it be great seeing this photo instead of that insipid "Mallard Fillmore" strip?

Saturday, April 28, 2007

This has to be a joke, right?

Click on image to bask in the stupidity.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Maybe he means progressively worse.

George W. Bush, January 2006: "There's progress. And it's important progress and it's an important part of our strategy to win in Iraq."

Bush, November 2005: "Iraq is making incredible political progress."

Bush, October 2005: "Iraqis are making inspiring progress."

Bush, September 2005: "Iraq has made incredible political progress."

Bush, April 2005: "I believe we're making good progress in Iraq."

Bush, March 2005: "We're making progress."

Bush, September 2004: "We're making steady progress."

Bush, July 2003: "We're making progress. It's slowly but surely making progress."

Actually, y'know what I think the president's problem is? Perhaps his definition of the word "progress." I have the reference book he uses when he doesn’t know what a word means: Mistaken P. Wrongingston's Diktionary of English. Let's see...ah, here we are. "Progress: Chaos caused by one's own incompetence that's portrayed as the result of others' malfeasance."
---The Daily Show

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Bulding in sky. Plane in sky. They could meet.

http://www.waynemadsenreport.com/ has received a copy of a letter sent to the Manhattan Borough President's office Helicopter Task Force in 1996 warning about the dangers of the possibility that planes could hit buildings in downtown New York. Moreover, four active duty and retired Coast Guard, including a retired Commandant, concurred about concerns about planes hitting buildings. The letter, dated February 18, 1996, provides the response of four Coast Guard officers to the following question: "Because of the flight path and the huge volume of tour and other flights and the resulting confusion in the air, wouldn't it be easy for a terrorist helicopter to slip under 1200 feet escaping radar detection and drop a charge on the U.N., World Trade Center or other strategic building?"

The four Coast Guard officers responded:

"Yes, your concerns are well founded. It's a security risk."

"You're right. There's a possibility of a terrorist attack."

"Your analysis is correct."

"Yes. It should be a no fly zone like Washington."

This information that the US Coast Guard considered such a scenario makes Condoleezza Rice's comment on May 15, 2003 that "I don't think anybody could have predicted that these people would take an airplane and slam it into the World Trade Center," a blatant falsehood.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Fred Thompson, what an actor!


He's trying hard to convince us that tax cuts work. But we know he's only acting. You might believe him for about an hour, but then you get hit with the harsh light of reality as you exit the theater, and all you want to do is go home and maybe have some ice cream.

Friday, April 06, 2007

Jim's Book Club- first selection.


Here's a book Oprah won't make her army buy, it may be too deep for them, anyway:


http://www.amazon.com/Letter-Christian-Nation-Sam-Harris/dp/0307265773

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

The shotgun is hidden behind the shrub...


...and the secret entrance to the "undisclosed location" is the tree behind Dick's left shoulder.
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