A message to evangelicals:

Hi. Since McCain referred to Obama as"The One", and you know what that is secret code for, here's a reminder: Barack Obama can't bring forth the end times unless he's president, so all christians need to vote for Obama this tuesday. Remember, a vote for Obama is a vote for the rapture! And by the way, when the rapture comes, can I have all your stuff? Thanks.

What should have happened Thursday night.

McSame's speech was playing on a TV as I was checking into a hotel; when I saw that green backdrop, I thought to myself, "Don't the republicans ever learn?" I then realized, "Of course not. That's why they're republicans."

There are Americans that believe....

...that dinosaurs lived with a white guy who claimed to be the son of an invisible cloud being, in the desert, no more than 6000 years ago. Should people have the right to be this stupid? It cannot be good for society.