Hit and Run

Republicans should really, for lack of a better acronym, STFU. We need to remind them that they caused this with deregulation. Like a baseball game without rules, the cheaters move in and chaos reigns.

This person could be your neighbor, episode 3

If you use a dictionary, does that make you a socialist?


Photo Credit: Tia Ann Chapman / Hartford Courant

Where does the time go?

Almost April already? Wow. What the heck have I been up to all this time? Too much snood, that's for sure. I'm warning all humans: snood will suck the productivity right out of you. Anyway, I did actually notice some stuff recently. First, if you put Harley-Davidson stickers on your chevy pickup, you should be required by law to place chevy stickers on your motorcycle. Fair is fair. Second, it appears that the moron known as Bill O'Reilly cannot say the word "left" without first saying the word "far". By the way Bill, how's Andrea? Feh. Third, I'm jazzed that once again, I'm wearing shoes of the same size on both feet. If you have to ask, just never you mind.

Some random stuff:

1) If you're a professional athlete, (or anyone really), and you feel that you need to carry a gun with you "in da" club, don't go out. Have a party. Caterers and DJs are cheaper than lawyers. The city of Pittsburgh is now glad that Plaxico got greedy.
2) My high school class is nearing an anniversary that ends in a zero, yet nobody seems to care about having a reunion. Very strange.
3) George Bush needs to be prosecuted for his crimes against humanity before he has a chance to escape to Paraguay. He now owns thousands of acres down there. By the way, I hear he's back to his booze swilling ways again.

A message to Bill O., Sean H, and Rush L.

You no longer matter. You're not worth the time of day. You got lucky for a few years, but your time to shine is over. Go away, so the grownups can start cleaning up the mess you helped create.

Now that the election is over.

Let's get back to blogging! And we'll kick off the new season of TnS with a vintage Hungarian sausage commercial!

America got smarter!

But still not smart enough (I'm looking at you, Oklahoma).

Superbarack!

A message to evangelicals:

Hi. Since McCain referred to Obama as"The One", and you know what that is secret code for, here's a reminder: Barack Obama can't bring forth the end times unless he's president, so all christians need to vote for Obama this tuesday. Remember, a vote for Obama is a vote for the rapture! And by the way, when the rapture comes, can I have all your stuff? Thanks.

Brilliantly Edited Video: McCain Vs Palin

Republicans are bad for the economy.

This happened to me....

...but I don't have room to post one of these.

What should have happened Thursday night.

McSame's speech was playing on a TV as I was checking into a hotel; when I saw that green backdrop, I thought to myself, "Don't the republicans ever learn?" I then realized, "Of course not. That's why they're republicans."

This must be considered.

The last time we had a really old president, it didn't go well.

In a perfect world...

My first act: chocolate cake for all Americans!

McCain Rode In A Nine-Car Motorcade To Get A Cappucino

LA Times:

McCain, who huddled with advisors at his desert compound in Sedona, Ariz., said nothing in public. A nine-car motorcade took him to a nearby Starbucks early in the morning, where he ordered a large cappuccino. McCain otherwise avoided reporters.

Me:
NINE CARS FOR COFFEE? No wonder he wants more oil drilling. I'd hate to see the convoy if he ever went to the Olive Garden. Can't he get one of those creepy young republican kids to get him his Starbucks? And isn't cappuccino one of those uppity liberal commie tree-hugger drinks?

A message to parents.

Nobody wants to know your kids' names, how many you have, or their favorite sports, while we are driving. Please remove those stupid decals from the back of your SUV. The same goes for the "glass broken by base/soft/golf/tennis ball" stickers.

Cindy McCain, the millionaire drug thief.

She probably had her own prescriptions, but may have left them on the private plane, or forgot which house they were in.

Dont Vote Against Yourself Part 2

If you're reading this, and would have your taxes increased under Obama, I suggest you shut up, and be proud that you can help the country that helped you get so absurdly wealthy.

Don't vote against yourself.

Who cares about gay folks getting married if you're jobless?