This must be considered.

The last time we had a really old president, it didn't go well.

In a perfect world...

My first act: chocolate cake for all Americans!

McCain Rode In A Nine-Car Motorcade To Get A Cappucino

LA Times:

McCain, who huddled with advisors at his desert compound in Sedona, Ariz., said nothing in public. A nine-car motorcade took him to a nearby Starbucks early in the morning, where he ordered a large cappuccino. McCain otherwise avoided reporters.

Me:
NINE CARS FOR COFFEE? No wonder he wants more oil drilling. I'd hate to see the convoy if he ever went to the Olive Garden. Can't he get one of those creepy young republican kids to get him his Starbucks? And isn't cappuccino one of those uppity liberal commie tree-hugger drinks?

A message to parents.

Nobody wants to know your kids' names, how many you have, or their favorite sports, while we are driving. Please remove those stupid decals from the back of your SUV. The same goes for the "glass broken by base/soft/golf/tennis ball" stickers.

Cindy McCain, the millionaire drug thief.

She probably had her own prescriptions, but may have left them on the private plane, or forgot which house they were in.

Dont Vote Against Yourself Part 2

If you're reading this, and would have your taxes increased under Obama, I suggest you shut up, and be proud that you can help the country that helped you get so absurdly wealthy.

Don't vote against yourself.

Who cares about gay folks getting married if you're jobless?

Back to posting....

I had to switch hosting, but now all is well.